One Minute Inside A Woman's Head

Its such a nice day. Let’s go take a bike ride and just, well, see what we can see

Its such a nice day. Let’s go take a bike ride and just, well, see what we can see


Damn the Fall leaves. This is going to take me forever

Damn the Fall leaves. This is going to take me forever


FML

FML


Talent

Talent


Knock knock. Who’s there? Oh dang, come on in Rambo

Knock knock. Who’s there? Oh dang, come on in Rambo


Awesome things:Picking all the dried ketchup or mustard off the lid so you get a nice, clean squirt


Ding Dong. Who’s there? Oh shit.

Ding Dong. Who’s there? Oh shit.


seriously

seriously


Mirror Mirror on the wall…….

Mirror Mirror on the wall…….


Yes, broccoli is a killer. Unfortunately it can give you flatulence

Yes, broccoli is a killer. Unfortunately it can give you flatulence


Dang, its 70 again. In November! I want to go 4wheeling

Dang, its 70 again. In November! I want to go 4wheeling


Women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship.

~ Sharon Stone (via awkwardbutterfly) (via gatekeeper) Via That Girl
oooh, spanked by the King himself? Yum

oooh, spanked by the King himself? Yum


wax

wax


everyone takes, no one gives

everyone takes, no one gives


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