Its such a nice day. Let’s go take a bike ride and just, well, see what we can see
Damn the Fall leaves. This is going to take me forever
Knock knock. Who’s there? Oh dang, come on in Rambo
Ding Dong. Who’s there? Oh shit.
Mirror Mirror on the wall…….
Yes, broccoli is a killer. Unfortunately it can give you flatulence
Dang, its 70 again. In November! I want to go 4wheeling
Women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship.
– ~ Sharon Stone (via awkwardbutterfly) (via gatekeeper)
Via That Girl
oooh, spanked by the King himself? Yum
everyone takes, no one gives